Head from an ugly girl
Ain't no arguin with that!
Drink 2 to 6 beers if her mug offends you so!

Fuckin an ugly girl
Still feels squishy and good
Think of Gina Lollabrigida, if it helps!

Marrying an ugly girl
You could do much worse
You could be alone forever and in death!

Besides,
Chances are you ain't no prize yourself!