Unraveling lightning's travelogues. Check the spectrometer signature:
it'll tell you the arrangement of the atmosphere. It'll show you the
positions of the secret flying saucers. They can't hide their halon
signature, this much we know.

You can tell the angels by their halon signature. This is why the ozone
is really depleting -- there's angels swimming in it. Angels eat ozone.
Didn't you know that?

Rods eat ozone. There's been an explosion in the rod population. Then,
having eaten the ozone, they're mutating. When our skyscrapers become 13
miles high, just imagine the monsters who'll invade the air conditioning
ducts!

The air conditioning ducks. The air conditioning ducats. New money that
keeps you cool in the summer, warm in the winter.

Edible money -- if you're starving, throw one of the coins in a pan of
water. it swells to the size of a loaf. Monotonous, but it'll keep you
alive.

Angels eat orgasms. I have this on good authority. They wants us to fuck
more, you guys. An orgasm makes an angel glow. It's like nuclear power.
Glow with purple energy, like an ultraviolet rod. Like your ultraviolet
rod. Powers the synthetic matericles. Powers the synthetic mercies of
armies of Cherubim. They've even got guns. Ultraviolet guns. They use
glass rods that shoot tachyons.