Paper made of waxed cheese
Aged cheese for an elderly Jesus
Transfixed by the transtoys
Transfixed by the broken dollies
Spelunking in the trans-phlogiston
Tilting at electric chairs
Grandma's computer virus
The blue-cunted pandersuits
Blowhards and blowheads
The altered alterboys
The altared alterboys
The well-tiered altar chairboys
The chainboys on the chairs
The tilt-altared choirboys