boring at basketball camp
cunning at cheerleading camp
cunnilingus at cheerleading camp
enemy cheerleaders at cheerleading camp
they have sabotaged our routine
with a spray of nanobots
who have reprogrammed our muscles
made us do embarrassing moves
and to finally praise our enemy
in loud vocal cord busting voices
we never should've made an enemy of MacGyver Tech


The lowerlords
Lords of the lower regions
Lords of the nether regions
Lords of the laser regions
The Netherlords
The lords of the Khert-Neter
Kermit in the Khert-Neter
Kermit in the Duat
A Muppet Egyptian Funeral
The muppet afterlife
There's his ba & ka
Little muppet raven
Oh no, here comes Miss Piggy
Lugging her canopic jars
(with their little bits of stuffing)
He's Nefer-Kermy now
Now he carries an ankh


like a berlin angel
berlin rebellion
eva at the last moment
eva's changed her mind
sorry frau hitler!
Cyanide for Eva
Cyanide and a bullet
Then the flames
Some small payback
Sorry, mädchen! That's karma for ya!