2.
The meek inherited the earth.
   But they all had Asperger's Syndrome. No social skills. They couldn't
come together enough to maintain the food and energy infrastructures.
Some of the meek starved. Others froze.
   The remaining meek agreed to disagree, and formed independent
enclaves, like a lot of Robinson Crusoes. Only now they had the Internet,
so they could at least flame each other.
   Only they didn't do that. They feared conflict. They were meek. They
mainly sent a lot of penis-size and pyramid-scheme spam.

3.
The meek inherited the earth.
   Poring over the cache of formerly sealed church documents, they
discovered that it was really the "geek" who inherited the earth. The
geek in question was Wesley Gugsmob, a spotty lad from Sheffield.
   Fortunately he'd perished in the general fracas, the apocalypse which had
consumed the not-meek.
   The meek breathed a sigh of relief, warming their hands over the
burning evidence.