Fuck the terrorplowers
Fuck the pharowpowers
The farrowflowers
The passionfingers
Fingerfuck the passionflowers
Phong the photoflowers
Flog the fotophlowers with a switch of phlox
Phuck the pharoah phowers
Phone the pharoahs up
"Phonus? Phonus III, pharaoh of upper and lower egypt and territories to
the south including Nubia, Kush, and Elephantine? Opressor of the
Midianites and Terror-Striker into the hearts of the Assyrians? Leveler &
Grader of Byblos? Smelter of the Western Desert? My name's Jim Pants, and
I'd like to tell you about some exciting opportunities in the Duat."