Newgold, nungold, nun gold
in the pirate sea.
Diving for naked nuns in the pirate gold sea.
Chinese mermaids with their tiny fins
Smell like ginger drying in the sun
Their hair smells of iodine
They are quiet and shy and clutch you
Sweet and pathetically
Newgold nuns in the Nunn
Archipelago
In the Bismarck Sea, the cannibals eat nuns
Exclusively. The chiefs grow fat on nuns and
Missionary. Drum message to Rome:
"Send More Jesuits."