Gigantopithecus the misanthrope
Gigantopithecus in an earthquake

Satan and his suction
Satan's got the gumption
Satan takes a dump
In an Andy Gump

The weird-wild Wod voice

Tex turned over

Weather rudiments

Cathy in Cathay
Thrown back in time
The cheerleader-sosh
Forced to seek protection from Marco Polo
But sodomized by Uncle Maffeo

Lori's ions
Shimmer in the mirage sun
Flesh brown as a hotdog
Plump like a ballpark frank
Shiny with oil droplets

The fools in the photographs

Cranley in the cranberry ponds

My much-manipulated eyes