Turns out the earth is a hollow shell. This guy I know went deep in a New
Mexico cave and to his surprise, broke through a thin shell at the very
bottom — falling in an insanely huge cavernous space filled with strange
liquid birds and gravitic yellow-red whales of fire.

Caught in a net stained with bird droppings and snagged with hair from an
unknown source. Dark blue arms, many of them, collected him and carried
him through dim lit streets to a tavern. Inside, the Krishas & Vishnus
stroked their stomachs & ruminated on his fate.