Navigate the heaving alien heavens
Surmount the surging sea
Lava in the alien heavens
Laving in the haven of the sea
Lava lovas in asbestos boats
Ass cancer for the lavalovas
Lena lavaliered by a boy from theta lava
By a boy from delta logos
By a boy from alpha zed
By the boy from alpha plasma

Sailing the alien sea
Bailing in the alien sea
Allen Baling sailing in the alien sea
He's gone to build the wooden ships
To take over the southern archipelago
We thought he was a company man, but no
He's got an army of wogs now
To knock our starships out of the sky
With catapults and primitive guns

Kenny and the candy diamond
On the finger of Cecilia Bright
If she ever sucks it she'll know
Or if she ever goes swimming she'll know
Blast and dammitall!
If those railroad shares had come in
He could afford the carnival glass