Those rubber bands from the days of Vaudeville. 20 men playing various
instruments, and they'd jump simultaneously from the high wire into the
net and bounce right back up to the high wire, without missing a note!
Oh, you kiddin? You had to be possessed of extraordinary skill to make it
in Vaudeville! Nowadays, some guy grins on a camera, and it's put out to
a thousand movie houses, while he sits at home with his feet up, sippin a
mint julep and countin greenbacks! Our Vaudeville boys'd wipe the floor
with your fuckin pansy ass actors!