By the light of a Mormon moon.

The Mormons got spaceships and colonized the moon. It's bone-white
like their souls. In China, white is the color of evil. In Utah, white is
the color of clean white teeth and crisp white shirts.

The Mormons are keeping records. The Mormons have traced their
lineage back to the Myrmidons. The Mosmonds are busy reproducing
entertainers for the hungry moon-masses to come. Mor-man, with the
stylized M and the cape, crushing moonrocks between two fingers. He's
responsible for keeping Satan out of the silica mines.

 

The Mormons have brought Brigham Young back. He bobs to the
gurgling vat-surface. Embryonic Joe Smith in the glass to his right. The
techs are expecting Moroni any day now — the red mushroom switch
conspicuous in the center of the panel.