Cosmic radiation has made Laika into a superdog. The first micrometeorite
that holes her craft will release her like the Superman II trio. Her DNA
has been reorganized, plundered and reorganized by insistent and
mysteriously intent cosmic rays. Impervious to the heat of reentry,
she'll burn through the heavens like Phoebus, like the exploding
Enterprise, and blast a mushroom cloud of steam and dead fish in the Bass
Strait. (By international treaty, all satellites & space debris must come
down on or near Australia.)