Kelso the pinhead
Corporate pin
Voluminous blue shirt and tie
And a little tiny head
Babbling corporatespeak
His poor skinny mind
His poor shallow mind
Had latched onto something he could control
Had latched onto something he could engineer
Shallow relations round the watercooler
Cool relations at the watercollege
Hierarchiecal relations among the jughead geeks
In the soft hard carpet and blue white lights of the meeting rooms
In the rolling chairs and laminate desk of the seething rooms
In the fluorescent glow and the laser toner of the teething rooms
With his laser pointer he'll burn out the eyes of his enemies
While smoothly noting next year's first quarter projections