Jim Javaman, Earl Earlyman 
    and Ping Pekingman
    having a picnic on an island in an ancient lake
    An argument breaks out. Earl brains Jim.
    Jim doesn't move. Ping, who's a little quicker
    on the uptake, starts digging a hole. Later, they
    find that Jim's skullcap makes a wonderful aerial
    toy and so they hurl it back and forth
    as the kids run up from the beach. Later, passed
    from hand to hand, generations through time out of mind,
    the relic winds up on the desk of one Eugene DuBois.
The eugenics bubble of 
    Eugene DuBois
    The early engines of Eugene  he was an agent
    Sent by the spymasters of the past, in order to 
    Disinform us and throw us off the scent
    To help create a scientific culture in which the 
    Anachronisms are ignored  like the ancient electrodes,
    Machined metal, Ukranian loops, and so forth.
    Oh, the ingenuity of Eugene
    Oh, Eugene and the Engines of Darwinism.