Sure,
    we all are. Stories that speak to us of our own lives, and the 
    lives of others we know. Stories that remove us completely from our own 
    loathsome existences and catapult us away through space and time to far 
    futures and distant planets. Stories that remind us of magic, that 
    stimulate our imaginations and create wondrous mindworlds inside us. 
    Stories unlike anything we've ever read before, and stories just like our 
    
    favorites we've read a million times. Stories that titillate us, startle 
    us, give us erections and moisten our vaginae, that astound and amaze us, 
    
    that frighten and terrorize us, that stalk and molest us, that populate 
    our dreams and nightmares with iconic images out of the spiritus mundi, 
    channeled from the dim memories of the ancient times. Stories that make 
    us think we're insane and stories that will take us there. Stories that 
    change the world, stories that pull the trigger, stories that plunge the 
    stone knife, stories that swing the club, hurl the dagger, thrust the 
    spear, and bring down the axe. Stories of faith, wisdom, heroism, 
    stupidity, genocide, galactic destruction, the knowing laugh of a newborn 
    
    babe, the grin of a young wife, the curse of a virus monster, the spell 
    of a randy wizard, the cynicism of tiny teenagers. Stories of the drive 
    for freedom in the cars of oppression and the bliss of slavery to the 
    blips of reverie. Stories that pay the bills and ring the bells and ream 
    the belles and boom the spills. Stories that cover birds and seals with 
    goop, stories that drill for oil in the wildlife reserves, stories that 
    leach toxic chemicals into the groundwater. Stories that fill us with the 
    
    virus of hope, infect us with the bacteria of love, inoculate us against 
    the phages of hate.