Planet of the Grapes! Leather-wearing apes riding horses at a sedate pace
through the acres upon acres of vines. Ape wine is the finest wine in
this sector of space. Nourished by human dung, it is. There's an ape in a
crisp white blouse, his hair long and luxuriant, sipping from a goblet
while his paw fondles a Nova type. "The smooth flesh is unnatural," he
chuckles to his buddies. "But who ever accused me of being natural?" They
all have a big nostril laugh.