Muffy Brandenburg — Deb Dick
When Barclay Anne Northrup turns up dead in the country club pool, I just
can't help getting involved! My name's Margaret Chelsea Hackford
Brandenburg, but everyone calls me Muffy. They also call me...the Deb
Dick.

Jane Dash — P.I. Heiress
1978. My ultra-rich father died and left me this Beverly Hills townhouse.
Now, along with my hispanic maid Lupe, my driver Noodles, and a web of
colorful and seedy characters, I'm gonna take this city by storm!

Ashley Showers — Porno Detective
So I'm a porno actress, so what? I took a class on cable, and got my P.I.
license. There's plenty of crime in the seamy underworld of adult films
— it's time someone came...along to clean it up, that is.

Ted & Jane Summers — Space Dicks
With colonies on the moon and asteroids, not to mention the wild L5
Saloons, the solar system is like a frontier town...and just as lawless.
That's where my husband Ted and I come in. Now, along with our alien maid
Lgoopxe, our robot driver Bolts, and a solar system of colorful and seedy
characters, we're gonna take the planets by storm!