Some fingers are eyes and also mouths. Mouths on the end of each of my
fingers sing out words by slamming facefirst into the facts. She's got
the fact based face — with the horizontal mouth and the perpendicular
nose and the right-triangle ears and the spiral eyes.

Her eyes form a golden spiral. She's cuckoo like in old films, but also
she's pleasing to the Sacred Geometers.

To have eyeteeth — to see what you're eating from above, watch like a
hypodermic vampire, up down into your food in the red cavernous recesses
of your mouth — only problem is, it's dark in there! That's why Lumiere
Products has developed the Eye-Teeth Light(TM)! Modeled on mining
technology, the small fiberoptic light shines an adjustable beam of
halogen white. Are your eyeteeth afraid of the dark? Shed a little light
with this revolutionary new luminous device. Available at all Gemco,
White Front, and Woolworth's.