One ear a year. I limit myself to one ear a year. Kinda like eggnog, how
I only have that once a year. Earnog. Yes, I only have one glass of
earnog a year. These are made from only the finest coolie ears, dissident
ears, female ears, untouchable ears — yes, they are untouchable, but
their ears, properly blessed, make a tart and frothy earnog drunk by all
those on up to the top, up to the King of India himself!