Corporate:
Moneyday: You first earn money this day.
Twosday: Reports by T.W.O. come out this day.
Winsday: Win, win, win on Winsday!
Sirsday: Be polite to elders & bosses this day.
Fireday: Beware! Employees most often fired this day!
Scatterday: Let off suits and routine and scatter this day.
Sunnyday: Relax in the sun this day.

Nature:
Moonday: Celebrate his Concubine!
Twosday: Celebrate relationships & divine dualisms!
Windsday: Place an offering in the arms of the wind!
Thorsday: Meditate on frost giants and the white icy spaces!
Freeday: Give thanks for your freedom!
Scatterday: Spread seed with your family this day.
Sunday: Celebrate the Lifegiver!

Young People:
Mundane: More of the same old shit.
Tooday: Too much! Forget it!
Whenday: When is anything good gonna happen!
Stirsday: When nostalgia & ennui stirs.
Friedday: Goddamn, I'm so fried!
Sadderday: Thoughts of old girlfriends, responsibility, mortality.
Scumday: Go party wit da boyz!