Timmy Overton's been brought to us for adjudication. There's a small
case of some stolen grapes. We solve it by eating all the grapes.
Timmy swears he'll take this to a higher court -- all the way up to
the sixth grade if he has to. We instruct the bailiff to give him a wedgie.
Next case. Billy is stalking Cathy. We order him to remain at least
1 yard from her at all times (small room). She does, however, stipulate
she'll continue to accept pudding cups, which will not obligate her
legally to perform or render any service. Next case. Rod says the
ball is his. Nick says the ball is his. We point out the ball is literally
the school's, but neither petitioner is interested in that line of argument.
Finally we cut the ball in half and award it to both. It's around this time
we're beaten with scraps of rubber and forced to dissolve the kindergarten
court once and for all.