Lawrence Welk calls for "Corn Silk"
Then dances with the Jan-skirted girls
With their square sixties glasses
Those little Lawrence Welk squares

My suit, woven of corn silk
What else is there to do on this farm?
Get the distaff spinning
And the mooing of the silk of the kine

Get the jan girls spinning
Spinning ever new nylon dresses
Spinning their polyester dresses
From the muck of ancient algae

An entire millinery of slime
A millinery of ten million years
Dressmakers of ancient slime
Weaving ancient slime into minis