Crafty criminals in vans with pot
Gettin stoned with the hip chicks
Manipulating the rock and roll girls
Collectors of cherries at the high school corners

Jim Stimson's got a cherry stamp
He presses into a pad of red ink
"What's that?" says Wendy Wanderlust
"It came with the van," says Jim Stimson

Carnie Carnival sussed it out
"These are the virgins you bagged," she said
As his worm inched out of her twat
"Yeah, what about it!" Jim says testily

"Welp, you won't be adding one more," she says.
"Check your dick." "Curses!" snarls Jim Stimson.
"No blood! You are not virgin!" "Dat's right,"
says Carnie, smirking.