Ted McCartney
Ted Lennon
Ted Starr
Ted Harrison
Ted Sutcliffe
Ted Best!

These are all the beatles named ted
This is a song about the beatles named ted
I wanna tell ya bout the beatles named ted
The beatles named ted
The beatles named ted
The beatles named

Ted Richard
Ted Ray
Ted Damone
Ted Vincent
Ted Holly
Ted Berry!

These are all the beatles named ted
This is a song about the beatles named ted
I wanna tell ya bout the beatles named ted
The beatles named ted
The beatles named ted
The beatles named
The beatles beatles beatles beatles beatles (etc.)

(A new wave song based on
a song title on an EP
in my dream last night)