Television in the Orblabs
Balls of snow and static
Balls of colorbars and sitcoms
Ball TV dim in the bulbs of the lab
Dim the lab bulbs for the orb TVs!
It all comes alive in a Ball TV!

The colorbars and the colorboys
The colorboys have colorbars
In a pair of ball TVs
Under a pissing aerial
See their future kids
In their ball TVs
Sitcoms starring their future kids
At 9 on their ball TVs
DNA television,
live on a Ball TV!