Out on the real estate farms. Alphalpha in the real estate barns. The
first robot a non-threatening simulacrum of a lovable little Rascal.
Alphalpha — meet the Human Race!

Led forward by the skinny upper arm, the freckle-faced, hair-standing-up-
in-back kid. The spitting image! Even down to the adam's apple & the
nervous gulp, the squeaky voice, the wide insecure eyes, the jagged
cracked crescent of teeth. The Inventor, Farnsworth T. Spligeggy, an
absolute genius, realized what none other had realized before — the key
to the acceptance of robots into human society.

Soon to roll off the assembly lines — the Shirley, Buffy, and Spanky
series. The Stooges series. The Baldwin series. The Landers Sisters
series.

Relaxing in my loft, attended to by my robot Judy, an exact replica of
the 70's-era actress Judy Landers. Light filters through the slats.
Lofter sisters filter through the slatsters. Landers filters in the
slatster sisters. Looking at life through Landers filters — all the
girls kewpie & cute.